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back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
if you unironically use uwu in 2014 i expect a personal apology and an explanation of why you did it
"im a poo poo diaper baby and need a diaper change because someone on the internet used a few characters to make an emoticon" –tumblr user petork
in all my life, I have never encountered such an astounding act of trolling as the time I spent an hour and a half downloading what I thought was a Good Omens fanmix and then discovering that it was a Best of Queen album.
Just a little heads up for aspiring public speakers out there!
The gender neutral term for “ladies and gentleman” is “distinguished guests”. This has been around since at least the 60s, so no one is going to question your use of it.
Please, please use this along with “ladies and gentlemen” if you aren’t entirely sure of the gender of your audience.
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
Tagged: #son of a.
sspocck answered: if its paint could u mix them together and get something in the middle/? if not paint idk probably duller gold
i am planning on using rub n buff but ??? i will see if they’ll mix, hm
incredibeard answered: in my own opinion, one’s costume should always be MORE FABULOUS and attention-grabbing, not LESS.
tru. thank u o wise one.
enobariac answered: if it has been depicted before it should be fine. that said, loki does strike me as tacky, so……..
LOKI IS THE TACKIEST PIECE OF SHIT………….
so since convincing myself to cosplay kid loki i have hit a dilemma
do i use a muted gold (which would be prettier, but potentially less ‘accurate’ despite being depicted a few times) or a brighter gold (used more often but slightly tackier) for the accessories?